*looks round for the CCTV/web cameras that must have been inadvertently left on*
]]>I picked "Wotan" instead of "Odin" because "Wotan" is an anagram of "Awton".
Lame^H^H^H^HWitty excuse for getting it wrong, no 2
You have to remember that the inhabitants of Britain learnt the names of the Norse gods from people who were screaming the names whilst whirling great huge battle axes above their heads. You can just imagine the scene:
Cei, a celt, is resting partway through a battle
Enter Hrothgar, a viking, screaming incoherently
Cei: Excuse me, old chap, but did you just scream "Odin" or "Wotan"?
Hrothgar swops off Cei's head with a single backswing
Enter Cadwal and Valentine Dyall[1]. Valentine shows Hrothgar a yellow card.
Valentine: Offside!
Hrothgar: Offhead, more like. What's offside?
Valentine: It's when someone is beheaded from a warrior who's in front of the last defender.
Cadwal: And another thing, you're only allowed eleven men on the field. I've counted six hundred and ninety-three so far!
Hrothgar: All right, I'll send one off.[2]
[1]: Google him.
[2]: Stolen unashamedly from The Histories of Pliny the Elder
(Plus I didn't want to run afoul of the real viking who hangs out round here; I have no wish to spark another invasion)
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Well, actually I was trying to do the opposite, so that people would not lose points.
]]>Making the question cw will only affect future answers, not the preexisting answers.
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]]>Now I'm not convinced anymore, and I have also been suggested in the comments to make this community wiki, so I'd like to communitywikify it. The problem is that a lot of people answered and gained points from that, and I'm worried it may be rude to change the status now and let them lose their points, What am I supposed to do in this case?
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